Vintage Funny T-Shirts

vintage Gator Love 1993 Spring break shirt. Gator sex positions on front and back. Shirt is in good vintage condition. Has a couple of light stains and two small holes at the waist hem.

A t-shirt only a (professional) mother could love!

LABEL SIZE: XL (modern L)

PIT TO PIT:20 inches

LENGTH (mid shoulder to bottom hem):24 inches

LENGTH (back collar to bottom hem):27 inches

MATERIAL:50% cotton 50% polyester

MANUFACTURER:Screen Stars

Made in the USA

CONDITION:

In good condition with some wear. Some faint stains and holes on bottom front. Minor pilling. Some fade. Screen shows some wear. Neck has some stretching. Labels fully attached.

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Yr. Humble Proprietor is left handed as well.

LABEL SIZE: XL

PIT TO PIT:22 inches

LENGTH (front collar to bottom hem):26 inches

LENGTH (back collar to bottom hem):29 inches

MATERIAL:50% cotton50% polyester

MANUFACTURER:Screen Stars Best

Made in the USA

In excellent condition with little wear.No stains snags or holes. Little pilling. Little fade. Screen shows little wear. Neck has no stretching. Look closely to see the heather look to the fabri

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“You can call me Ray” refers to the Ray J. Johnson routine that was a big thing in the late 1970s. Watch the Natural Light beer commercial featuring the comic for a sample of it. It’s one of those things your uncle still finds hilarious.

Be careful, though. He might do the whole routine verbatim for hours afterward.

In excellent condition with little wear. No stains, snags or holes.Little piling.Little cracking on letters. Very soft and thin.

A great wear, even if you’re not a Dad.

Adult Size: XL

24 inches from armpit to armpit

25 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

27 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

50/50 cotton polyester blend

made in the USA by Jerzees

In excellent condition with little wear. No snags or stains.Very little piling.Soft and thin with a nice overall fade. Very little cracking on screen. Tiny faint stain near back seam of sleeve.

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Who isn’t Hooked or Hula?

Adult Size: L

20inches from armpit to armpit

25inches in length from collar to bottom front

50% Cotton/50% Polyester blend

Made in the USA by Screen Stars Best

In excellent condition with little wear as seen in the photos.No snags or stains, with no piling.Screen is intact and shiny.

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Cool 1980’s vintage t-shirt. Front graphic states you can be a Hot Tub Life Guard. By Miller. Made in U.S.A. Pretty good vintage condition. Slight fade. Stain on front left bottom area. Dot just below graphic on front right side area. Small spots on front far right area. Spot on right back side area. Please see pic.

LABEL SIZE: XL

PIT TO PIT:22 inches

LENGTH (mid shoulder to bottom hem):27 inches

LENGTH (back collar to bottom hem):29 inches

MATERIAL:100% cotton 50% polyester

MANUFACTURER:Fruit of the Loom

Made in the USA

CONDITION:

In great condition with minor wear. No stains, snags or holes. Minor pilling. Minor uneven fade. Screen shows little wear. Neck has little stretching. Labels fully attached.

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One of the oldest gags in the t-shirt business, the ” ______excuses” tee.

LABEL SIZE: M (modern S)

PIT TO PIT:17 inches

LENGTH (front collar to bottom hem):23 inches

LENGTH (back collar to bottom hem):25 inches

MATERIAL:50% cotton 50% polyester

MANUFACTURER:Ched

Made in the USA

In great condition with minor wear.Dark stain on side < 1cm. No snags or holes. Some pilling. Minor fade. Screen shows little wear. Neck has little stretching.

90s WORLDS GREATEST BASS FISHERMAN FUNNY T SHIRT 2XL

DEADSTOCK NEW WITH OUT TAGS

SIZE 2XL

Deadstock new never worn, small mark on the front (see pix)

Vintage 80s or 90s Hong Kong Drinking Team t-shirt.Very funny graphic!Small seam tear/hole where collar meets shoulder seam not noticeable.Otherwise, no holes or stains!

Not quite sure what this means but it sure looks like fun!

SHIRT IS IN VG+ CONDITION WITH NO HOLES, STAINS OR MARKS. THE SCREEN PRINT LOOKS GORGEOUS WITH NO WEAR OR CRACKING.

IT IS A SIZE XL, 100% COTTON AND MADE BY FRUIT OF THE LOOM.

POOR BUFFALO, 4 SUPER BOWL LOSSES, 1 SKATE IN THE CREASE AND OJ SIMPSON. I’M SURE MIAMI PILING ON HELPS THINGS CONSIDERABLY.

50/50 cotton/poly blend. The tag is marked XL. The actual measurements when laid flat are:

Pit to pit: 22 inches

Top of collar to bottom hem, in back: 28 inches

Excellent condition. No holes, stains, tears, loose seams, or repairs. There is a little pilling on the material, but that’s it. It’s super soft and thin. The emblem is an iron-on transfer. Bonus if your name is Carol.

Be sure to check my shop for more cool vintage clothes!

50/50 cotton/poly blend. The tag is marked XL. The actual measurements when laid flat are:

Pit to pit: 22 inches

Top of collar to bottom hem in back: 27.75 inches

Excellent condition! there is a little pilling in the pits, but other than that it’s perfect!

Be sure to check my shop for loads of cool vintage tees at great prices. And stop back often- I have TONS of stuff not yet listed!