Vintage Funny T-Shirts

A PARODY/INSULT/RIP OF ZZ TOP T-SHIRT FROM 1991

For those of you who don’t know, a “Pooter” is better known as a bung-hole. So, be forewarned if you wear this, you’ll be forever known as having an awesome booty-hole. Just sayin’. Tee is in perfect condition. No issues. Doesn’t appear to have been worn more than once (if that). Super thin, soft and comfortable too.

If you think the Red Neck Olympics is an actual event….

Then you might be a Red Neck.

Borsch (or Borscht, borsht, or bortsch) is like sex (love making, jamming or the horizontal shuffle) you always want MORE. And if you’re into S&M, BONUS, because it always includes BEETS!

When your middle finger just wont do.

“About to”?! Dawg, you’re already there.

Neat part of Arizona history – a flash flood struck in 1980 and the Amtrak train was used for emergency transportation.

Watch out Al-Qaeda and ISIS – there’s a new group in town. Print is in felt.

There has got to be a lot of you guys and gals out there!

True 1979 vintage 100% Redneck shirt.

Dope new tee! 1980’s vintage Official New York City Poser with a fella looking fresh trying hard to rep. 1988 copyright below cartoon. By Screen Stars. Made in U.S.A. Excellent condition.

Super cool 1980’s vintage t-shirt. Funny or as a bold statement for all riot grrls our there, this is indeed an awesome vintage tee. By Spring Ford.Excellent vintage condition. Slight fade. Slight cracking of graphic.

Be the fanciest around with this awesome 1980’s vintage tuxedo t-shirt. Totally unique and hilarious, yet very stylish. 1980 copyright right below tuxedo graphic. By Sneakers. Made in U.S.A. Great vintage condition. Slight fade.

Nom, nom, nom!

Is this police officer smoking a joint? Why is Asshole in quotes? Is this pro or anti cop? We’re baffled!

It’s a scientific fact.