Vintage Funny T-Shirts

Assuming this means slots and machines?

I did not know cops wore cop pajamas.

Yeah, screw you Virginia!

…A long, long time ago.

Pray for me, my wife is Irish!

When you’re Irish it’s hard to sing with an empty glass.

Would love to know the story behind this one. Given it is deadstock, appears the daughter never wore it out. Was it given to her as a gag gift?

“No sex with anyone in the same office.”

Confucius doesn’t say.

Someone needs to do some PR for cats, they are taking a beating on social networking. At least this kind hearted punk is capable of showing his love.

Tag: illegible

Era: early 80s

Fabric: 50-50

Size reads: Medium

Measures: 18 inches across the chest, 26 inches back collar to hem

Colors: light yellow t-shirt with royal blue and red GET A LOT WHILE YOU ARE YOUNG print front, Daytona Beach Florida, Indian River Real Estate New Smyrna Beach FLA on back

Condition: great vintage shape

For reference, Dorothy over there is 5-10.

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Tag: white rectangle

Era: late 70s – early 80s

Fabric: 50-50

Size reads: Large, fits like Medium

Measures: 19 inches across the chest, 28 inches back collar to hem

Colors: light blue t-shirt with multicolor airbrushed BAY VIEW HISTORICAL SOCIETY monument that is extremely phallic print

Condition: great vintage shape – very soft

For reference, Sad Jesse up there is 5-10.

Amazing vintage 1991 Warner Bros. white T-shirt. 100% Cotton. Copyright 1991. In excellent vintage condition. Made in U.S.A.

Front says : “What Do You Mean It’s Taxable?”. C 1991 Warner Bros, Inc.

Vintage Tag size – Large

Approximate measurements:

Length (top of back collar to hem) – 31″

Armpit to armpit – 20″

Sleeve (shoulder seam to cuff) – 9″

*Please note that most vintage items have some wear due to their age. We will try our best to describe anything more than the usual wear and tear in the item description. Please feel free to email us if you have any questions.

For sale here is a vintage 90s Big Johnson Footballs graphic t-shirt; made in USA. It is in decent vintage used condition with quite a few stains. There are some small stains on the bottom front edge (shown in last pic), some similar but more faint stains in the same region on the back and a smaller-than-pea-size dark dot stain on the back as well as some other faint staining on the back. The graphics are very good condition.

Tag: Screen Stars

Era: 1982

Fabric: 50 cotton 50 poly

Size reads: Large, fits more like modern Medium

Measures: 18 inches across the chest, 26 inches back collar to hem

Colors: heathered gray t-shirt with green SOUNDS LIKE BULLSHIT TO ME iron on front

Condition: great vintage shape

For reference, Bill up there is 5-10.

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Ships same day to US via USPS 2-3 day Priority with Tracking Number. International ships via USPS Priority International.

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Tag: Hanes Fifty-Fifty

Era: early 80s

Fabric: 50-50

Size reads: Large, fits more like modern Medium

Measures: 18 inches across the chest, 27 inches back collar to hem

Colors: white t-shirt with HOW’D YOU GET THOSE GREAT TOMATOES With the MELNOR Vegetable sprinkler print

Condition: excellent vintage shape – soft and thin

For reference, Carl up there is 5-10.

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Ships same day to US via USPS 2-3 day Priority with Tracking Number. International ships via USPS Priority International.