Vintage Funny T-Shirts

Tag: Screen Stars Best

Era: 80s

Fabric: 50-50

Size reads: XL. also fits modern Large

Measures: 22 inches across the chest, 31 inches back collar to hem

Colors: faded red t-shirt with gold LET’S MINGLE on front, MINGLE’S DELICATESSEN & PIZZA JOHNSON CITY, TENNESSEE on back

Condition: great vintage shape – soft, broken into perfection

For reference, Kenny up there is 5-10.

Tag: Jerzees

Era: 1992

Fabric: 50-50

Size reads: Large

Measures: 21 inches across the chest, 30 inches back collar to hem

Colors: blue t-shirt with DOUGH KNOWS BAKING front, JUST BAKE IT Ponte Vedra back

Condition: great vintage shape – very soft

For reference, Kareem up there is 5-10.

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Condition: OVERALL FADED: great pre-owned vintage condition (see photos); please see photos, description and measurements below.

Tag Size: TAG IS MISSING (please see MODERN SIZE and measurements below)

MODERN SIZE:Fits Size M

Chest (underarm seam to underarm seam, inches):19.25″

Length (back of neck to hem, inches):27″

Color:Black

Fabric:Unknown, but feels like poly/cotton blend

Brand:Unknown

Made in USA

Condition: Great pre-owned vintage condition – OVERALL FADED; please see photos above, description and measurements below

Tag Size: XL (please see MODERN SIZE and measurements below)

MODERN SIZE:Fits size XL

Chest: (underarm to underarm, inches):23″

Length (back of neck to hem, inches):28.75″

Color:Black

Fabric:100% cotton

Brand:All Sport

Made in USA

Tag: Screen Stars best

Era: mid 80s

Fabric: 50-50

Size reads: Medium

Measures: 18 inches across the chest, 27 inches back collar to hem

Colors: navy blue t-shirt with white MONEY ISN’T EVERYTHING BUT IT SURE KEEPS THE KIDS IN TOUCH print

Condition: great vintage shape

For reference, Bill up there is 5-10.

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WTF Quilting Fabric Death vintage Screen Stars t-shirt Large

This blue shirt is in great vintage condition.

“The one who dies with the most fabric…WINS!”

This is one of the few 1980s shirts that tries to be funny and actually is.

Tag is a Screen Stars Best. Made in the USA.

50/50 cotton poly blend.

Measurements (tag reads L):

20″ wide across the chest (21” at base)

28″ tall, neck to base

“Just because I sleep with you doesn’t mean I have to SKI with you!”

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Pretty much lays it out for you, henghhh?

LABEL SIZE: XL

PIT TO PIT:22 inches

LENGTH (front collar to bottom hem):21.5 inches

LENGTH (back collar to bottom hem):28 inches

MATERIAL:50% cotton 50% polyester

MANUFACTURER:Russell Jerzees

Made in the USA

In great condition with minor wear. Tiny stain under graphic. No snags or holes. Minor pilling. Little fade. Screen shows little wear. Neck has minor stretching. Labels fully attached.

Classic and funny vintage 80s t-shirt “But what I want to do is direct.”No holes or stains by CHED.

Never too early or too late to start celebrating St. Patrick’s day!

Snoopy, the hardest working dog in show business!

I betcha a lot of those aerobics instructors are now in hell for putting so many people through too much needless pain!

Another snarky vintage shirt from Sun.Garfield-esque cat saying “You’ve got me confused with someone who gives a damn”.

Condition: B- – Light staining under graphic

I’m just here for the cake!

Condition: A – No stains or holes, soft

Tag: Signal

Era: early 80s

Fabric: 50-50

Size reads: Large

Measures: 21 inches across the chest, 29 inches back collar to hem

Colors: mint green t-shirt with GOLF: The Perfect Combination of Exercise and Swearing whiffing gopher print

Condition: great vintage shape – super soft – few faint marks under word “swearing” – add charm

For reference, Carl up there is 5-10.

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This is a joke tee for pilots. No stains or tears. I flipped the first image around so that it can be read more easily. It’s printed upside down on the shirt. Kinda wacky, eh? From the 80’s or early 90’s.