Vintage Tourist T-Shirts

We don’t ride the water, we drink it after they make beer

Label Size: L (modern M)

PIT TO PIT:19 inches

LENGTH (front collar to bottom hem):24 inches

LENGTH (back collar to bottom hem):27 inches

MATERIAL:100% cotton

MANUFACTURER:Hanes Beefy-T

Made in the USA

In great condition with minor wear. Faint bleach spot under graphic. No snags or holes. Minor pilling. Little fade. Screen shows little wear. Neck has little stretching. Labels fully attached.

With raised metallic lettering

Label Size: L

PIT TO PIT:22.5 inches

LENGTH (front collar to bottom hem):25 inches

LENGTH (back collar to bottom hem):27 inches

MATERIAL:100% cotton

MANUFACTURER:Russell Jerzees

Made in the USA

In excellent condition with little wear.No stains snags or holes. Little pilling. Little fade. Screen shows no wear. Neck has minor stretching. Labels fully attached.

If you like the city of Dallas, TX AND love fonts, this tee is for you

Label Size: L

PIT TO PIT:20 inches

LENGTH (front collar to bottom hem):26.5 inches

LENGTH (back collar to bottom hem):29.5 inches

MATERIAL:100% cotton

MANUFACTURER:Fruit of the Loom

Made in the USA

In good condition with minor wear.No stains.Tiny holes to the left of the graphic. Minor pilling. Minor fade. Screen shows minor wear. Neck has little stretching. Labels fully attached.

Hidden Pines, Maine

LABEL SIZE: L

PIT TO PIT:21 inches

LENGTH (front collar to bottom hem):25 inches

LENGTH (back collar to bottom hem):28 inches

MATERIAL:50% cotton 50% polyester

MANUFACTURER:Jerzees by Russell

Made in the USA

In great condition with minor wear. No major stains, snags or holes. Minor pilling. Some fade. Screen shows little wear. Neck has minor stretching. Labels fully attached.

When the logging town started declining, Helen became a Bavarian alpine town in the mountains of Georgia.

LABEL SIZE: XXL

PIT TO PIT:24 inches

LENGTH (front collar to bottom hem):29 inches

LENGTH (back collar to bottom hem):32 inches

MATERIAL:50% cotton 50% polyester

MANUFACTURER:Hanes

Made in the USA

In great condition with little wear. Ghost image stain from screen along side. No snags or holes. Little pilling. Little fade. Screen shows little wear. Neck has no stretching. Labels

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Totally tiny and totally 80s.

LABEL SIZE: S (modern Youth-S)

PIT TO PIT:14.5 inches

LENGTH (front collar to bottom hem):23 inches

LENGTH (back collar to bottom hem):25 inches

MATERIAL:50% cotton 50% polyester

MANUFACTURER:Hanes

Made in the USA

In excellent condition with little wear.No stains snags or holes. Little pilling. Little fade. Screen shows little wear. Neck has no stretching.

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We don’t get it, either.

LABEL SIZE: L

PIT TO PIT:20.5 inches

LENGTH (front collar to bottom hem):24 inches

LENGTH (back collar to bottom hem):27 inches

MATERIAL:50% cotton 50% polyester

MANUFACTURER:Sunbelt

Made in the USA

In good condition with some wear.Tiny hole on front. No snags or major stains. Moderate pilling. Some fade. Screen shows minor wear. Neck has minor stretching.

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The fake pocket is what gets me.

Tag Size: XL

23 inches from armpit to armpit

27.5 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

29.5 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

100% cotton

made in Mexico by Mickey Unlimited

In good condition with some wear. No stains or holes. Bottom hem has large snag in the front. Minor pilling and very soft. No cracking on screens.

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Very soft and super thin, except for that puffy print that was all the rage in the late 1980s.

Adult Size:XL

21.5 inches from armpit to armpit

24 inches in length from front collar to bottom

26 inches in length from collar back to bottom

50% cotton 50% polyester

made in the USA by Screen Stars

In excellent condition with little wear.No stains, snags or holes. Minor piling. Graphic has little wear.

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Remarkably roomy, but a little short. A very soft and thin way to remember that time you drove across this bridge in the sunset.

Label Size: XL

22 inches from armpit to armpit

24 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

26 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

50% cotton 50% polyester blend

made in the USA by Screen Stars

In great condition with minor wear. No stains or snags. One hole under graphic < 2 mm.Minor pilling.

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Shiny opalescent mountains on a soft navy Tee.

Tag Size: XL

22 inches from armpit to armpit

25 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

27 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

100% cotton

made in the USA by Fruit of the Loom

In excellent condition with little wear. No stains, snags or holes. Little pilling and very soft. No cracking on screens. Small uneven fade near bottom right.

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Think of this shirt as a magnet that attracts people from Huron, Ohio. This can be handy if you moved far away where you didn’t know anyone, like Cleveland.

Label Size: XL

23.5 inches from armpit to armpit

25.5 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

28 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

50% cotton 50% polyester blend

made in the USA by Fruit of the Loom/Best

In great condition with some wear. No snags or stains. Minor pilling.

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Everything about this shirt in pure 1980s. Retro graphic, deep teal color and the thin soft fit that only a cotton poly blend can give you.

Label Size: L

21.5 inches from armpit to armpit

25 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

27 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

50% cotton 50% polyester blend

made in the USA by Sun Sportswear

In great condition with some wear. No snags or stains. Minor piling. Very soft and thin.

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Frankenmuth, Michigan, also known as Little Bavaria, has several beer-related celebrations throughout the year.

Adult Size: M

19 inches from armpit to armpit

22 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

23 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

50/50 cotton polyester blend

made in the USA by Screen Stars

In excellent condition with little wear. No stains, snags or holes.Little piling.No cracking on screen. Very soft and thin.

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Those are some sketchy looking armadillos.

Tag Size: XL

22 inches from armpit to armpit

25.5 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

27.5 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

50% cotton 50% polyester blend

made in the USA by TeeJays

In excellent condition with little wear. No stains, snags or holes.Little piling.No wear on screen. Soft and see-through thin.

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Remarkably roomy, but a little short. A very soft and thin way to remember that time you drove across this bridge in the sunset.

Label Size: L/XL

22 inches from armpit to armpit

24 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

26 inches in length from front collar to bottom hem

50% cotton 50% polyester blend

made in the USA by Screen Stars

In great condition with minor wear. No stains or snags. One hole under graphic < .5 cm.Minor pilling.