Category: 5 Tees

On December 30th we celebrate the 7 year anniversary of a world free of this dicktator. Let’s celebrate with some fond t-shirt memories of Bootleg Bart taking care of everyone’s 1990s Saddam angst. This list was inspired by the cool cats over at Bootleg Bart on Facebook. The photos are compliments of them and their community. 1. This Bart’s For You 2. Airborne Bart 3. Rambart 4. Bully Bart 5. Bargain Hunting Bart Check out a previous list of 10 badass black Bart tees or our selection of Simpsons tees.

1. Jesus Likes Coke The Coca-Cola Company decided not to sue Jesus over this tee which clearly infringes upon their trademark and slogan. Coincidentally Coke has exclusive beverage rights in heaven. available at: defunkd 2. Who’s There? If Jesus knocks on your door and you answer, he will invite himself in for dinner. That’s the gist of revelation 3:20. Revelation 4:20 on the other hand, Jesus doesn’t knock, he just opens your door and raids your kitchen. Dude doesn’t even bother to put his dishes away either. available at: fatandyz 4. Pope-Mania This is a crew t-shirt worn by the ... Read more

1. Return of the Jedi Star Wars: Episode VII. The new hope is that they go back to giving them regular movie titles. Lucas is out. J.J. Abrams is in. Abrams does good work, but let’s hope the J.J. doesn’t stand for Jar Jar. available at: blackmarket 2. Ghost Busters 2 Aykroyd wrote the first draft of the third installment in the early 1990s. Fast forward 20 years and progress has been made but Bill Murray has opted out. He’s officially dead to the Ghostbusters and even refused a cameo as a ghost. Rick Moranis recently said about possible involvement, ... Read more

1. Z.Z. Bottom The weird thing is – we’re not even sure this t-shirt was actually intended to be a gay reference. The character’s position and usage of the gay sex term, “bottom” could be purely coinci-accidental. “Bottom” is another word for “butt” and they likely thought they were just doing a Z.Z. Top parody. Oopsie-daisy! It’s way more awesome than they meant it to be. courtesy: punkrevival 2. Gay Cowboys This is a knock-off of the famous Seditionaries cowboy tee. For some reason, the dude on the left is missing the cigarette the original had in his mouth. courtesy: ... Read more

1. Joe Mama’s Pizza We’re pretty sure this dude needs a do-over on his food handling course. He might want to brush up on his customer service skills too. courtesy: vintagemaniac 2. Full of Bull Restaurant “Full of bull” is a polite way of saying full of shit, which isn’t all that appetizing. And a cow eating a burger? Mad Cow Restaurant might be a better name. courtesy: fatandyz 3. Kelly Radiator Funny, although linking your business to piss has never been a highly touted marketing practice. courtesy: defunkd 4. Bell System A wise man once said, “that’s assault brother!” – ... Read more