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Defunkd’s exclusive collection of vintage t-shirts for sale at reasonably exorbitant prices. Item #13: The Sure Thing Year: 1984 Circulation: Rarer than a bad Cusack teen flick. Sexually frustrated teen Walter “Gib” Gibson takes a journey to Cali because his buddies have offered up a blond babe as bait. He ends up on a road trip from hell with a book-smart brunette traveling to see her bonehead boyfriend. Worlds collide and Gib must decide between brains or big breasts. WWWGD? The Sure Thing is a hidden gem among 80s teen flicks.   Brand: A Wear Measurements: 17.5″ (pit-to-pit) 24″ (rear ... Read more

Defunkd’s exclusive collection of vintage t-shirts for sale at reasonably exorbitant prices. Item #12: House Party Year: 1990 Circulation: Rarer than good reviews for House Party II. Can you get any more 90s than this? Doubt it. In 1990 NWA was terrorizing the charts Kid N Play helped balance the scale. It was well received easy listening hip hop that didn’t make you want to use profanities on da police. You know it has to be hip-hop light when there’s a raging house party in effect and not a single alcoholic beverage in sight. That’s about as likely as the ... Read more

Defunkd’s exclusive collection of vintage t-shirts for sale at reasonably exorbitant prices. Item #11: Airplane Year: 1980 Circulation: Rarer than living members of Striker’s squadron. In honor of the late, great Canadian, Leslie Nielsen I offer this rare promotional gem from Airplane! – the very film that caused his comedic career to take off. Prior to this he was grounded as television journeyman – landing roles in TV movies and on popular shows like The Love Boat and Fantasy Island (where he played a doctor.) The writers/directors of Airplane! loved him so much that in 1982 they built a comedic ... Read more

Defunkd’s exclusive collection of vintage t-shirts for sale at reasonably exorbitant prices. Item #10: Abba Year: Late 1970s Circulation: Über-rare. You either love Abba or you hate them. And if you hate them, you’re lying because you’re a music snob. In the karaoke bar of your subconscious Abba’s Greatest Hits is on repeat and you’re humming every minute of it. Abba was able to construct a smash-hit with about as much ease as putting together Ikea furniture on a Sunday afternoon. Hit-after-hit, hook-after-hook, even artists of today who rely heavily on computers can’t duplicate their uncanny hit parade. I wonder ... Read more

Defunkd’s exclusive collection of vintage t-shirts for sale at reasonably exorbitant prices. Item #9: Big Trouble in Little China Tank Year: 1986 Circulation: You’ll have better luck finding Little China. What’s not to love about this fantasy adventure? Machine guns, martial arts and mullets reign supreme as Jack Burton navigates his way through Little China looking for a green eyed gal. Surprisingly Big Trouble did little at the box office, but has gone on to be one of the biggest cult films out of the 1980s. This t-shirt is official promotional swag – a replica of the tank Jack wears ... Read more