Category: Worst Shirts

We’ve spent years showcasing cool vintage Harley t-shirts. But today I feel a little embarrassed for doing so. The rice references in the last batch of offensive (yet expensive) Harley t-shirts we reported on push it, even in the 1980s. But these ones go a step beyond the ethnocentricity (nice way of saying kinda racist), sexual innuendo (nice way of saying pretty sexist) and swear words. Both of the t-shirts below are once again products of the Rocky Mountain Harley Dealership in Littleton Colorado. It still operates to this day. You have to wonder why a store would proudly print ... Read more

In this section I highlight the worst vintage t-shirts ever created. No, I don’t mean bad in the 1980s Michael Jackson way either, I mean offensive, vile, in poor taste, politically incorrect, or just plain ugly. T-Shirt: B-Rock & The Bizz “My Baby Daddy” Type: Band Offense: An ugly design only a mother could love. Uses: Attire for a Maury Povich paternity episode. At only 12 years of age this shirt doesn’t qualify under our definition of vintage. However, its crimes against the t-shirt and music community are so horrific it qualifies as a young offender and we want to ... Read more

In this section I highlight the worst vintage t-shirts ever created. No, I don’t mean Bad in the 1980s Michael Jackson way … I mean: offensive, vile, in poor taste, politically incorrect, or just plain ugly. T-Shirt: Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch Type: Band Offense: Warning, contains nudity and sexuality, viewer discretion is advised. Uses: Wear it, I dare you. It takes reverse cool in to unchartered territories. I totally respect Marky’s acting career but this t-shirt causes audiences more pain than Max Payne. What is he doing with his hands, giving himself an Italian Job? Even Dirk Diggler ... Read more

In this section I highlight the worst vintage t-shirts ever created. No, I don’t mean Bad in the 1980s Michael Jackson way … I mean:  offensive, vile, in poor taste, politically incorrect, or just plain ugly. T-Shirt: Devo New Traditionalists Fan Club T-Shirt Type: Band Offense: Paradoxically Ugly Uses: You’re a member of Devo, OR, one of your hangers desperately needs a shirt on it. Don’t get me wrong, I love Devo and 99.9% percent of vintage Devo t-shirts. I love the trend-setting fashion gimmicks and uniforms they used. Truth be told, I’m actually wearing an Energy Dome as I ... Read more

In this section I highlight the worst vintage t-shirts ever created. No, I don’t mean Bad in the 1980s Michael Jackson way … I mean: offensive, vile, in poor taste, politically incorrect, or just plain ugly. T-Shirt: Bloody Stools Type: Band Offense: Gross-Out Uses: Toilet Rag Information on this band is tough to find, and even tougher to search through. If you Google them you’ll find a lot of medical diagnosis that’s more disgusting than the cover of their 1991 album. After weeding through all the crap, I finally find out they were a metal band…surprise, surprise, that was put ... Read more