Vintage John Valby Sit on a Happy Face T-Shirt S

Still going strong today, Valby has never been NSFW. YouTube him.

Note – this t-shirt is more an aqua green than blue as the photos show.

Vintage Braces Something to Smile About T-Shirt M/L

Believe me, I had head gear, braces and a retainer. They are not something to smile about – it’s more cringing in pain.

Vintage Paybacks Are a Bitch T-Shirt Bondage S&M

If this is my punishment, paybacks aren’t all that bad…

Vintage Oakland Athletics T-Shirt #17 S

Why wear a full jersey when you can sport just a tee?

Vintage Hebrew Re-Hab Road Race 1984 T-Shirt M/S

Awesome color combo on this one – yellow with brown ringers.

Vintage Pepperdine University Champion Malibu T-Shirt L

Affiliated with the Churches of Christ.

Vintage Jesus Christ He’s The Real Thing Coke Spoof T-Shirt

In other news – Coke sues Jesus for infringing on their intellectual property.

Vintage Del Val Battle of the Bands T-Shirt 1990 M/L

Del Val’s battle is second only to San Dimas, for obvious reasons.

Vintage F*ck ‘Em Bucky T-Shirt Wisconsin Badgers M/L

There is some stuff that Bucky will not tolerate.

Vintage Scott Bradford Jazz WCLK 91.9 FM radio T-Shirt M/L

Save The Jazz. There’s truth in this quote.

Vintage TropArtic Phillips Motor Oil 66 Micro Sprint T-Shirt

Awesome checkered flag, micro sprint imagery.

Vintage St. Patrick’s Day Jameson Irish Whiskey T-Shirt LM

There is no better way to celebrate St. Patty’s day than to load up on Jameson Irish Whiskey*.

*Can be substituted for any type of alcohol, whatsoever.