Worst Shirts
Bloody Stools = Bloody Disgusting
In this section I highlight the worst vintage t-shirts ever created. No, I don’t mean Bad in the 1980s Michael Jackson way … I mean: offensive, vile, in poor taste, politically incorrect, or just plain ugly.
T-Shirt: Bloody Stools
Type: Band
Offense: Gross-Out
Uses: Toilet Rag
Information on this band is tough to find, and even tougher to search through. If you Google them you’ll find a lot of medical diagnosis that’s more disgusting than the cover of their 1991 album.
After weeding through all the crap, I finally find out they were a metal band…surprise, surprise, that was put together as a gag by some sound engineers. Jon Bon Jovi, Richie Sambora, Sabastian Bach and Dave Sabo all made guest appearances on the album. Hey, that’s pretty damn cool, right? Well, it gets completely overshadowed by the poor choice in names, lyrics and imagery.
The title tracks included, “Show Me Your Tits,” “Barnyard Love” and “Give Head or Die.” You can listen to a few of these tracks on their very unpopular MySpace page.
Thankfully the band didn’t survive what ever condition was ailing them.
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where do i get this shirt?
December 20, 2008 at 1:05 am
where do i get this shirt.. i always wanted it but can never find it…let alone this shirt is from more than 18 ago…also what website is is that has the info on this band ….thanks
niki
Jimmy J
December 20, 2008 at 10:57 am
Hi there.
Any info I found on the band is on this page, and the shirt, I had one in stock – and it sold a while ago. Good luck on your journey and don’t forget extra toilet paper!
moth-food
February 26, 2010 at 4:16 pm
I have one… anyone interested? It’s an XL.
tdorr84@yahoo.com
Vincent Salvia
October 15, 2015 at 3:20 pm
The Stools has a facebook page you can order shirts on there. Just like tbe page and requsst about shirts