There is a very small line between the guy who loves hardcore and the old man who lives in his parents basement. At some point, you’ve got to class up your style. But you don’t need to turn your back on everything you love in order to do that. Here are a few tips. You know that Mouthpiece poster you love? Maybe it’s time to frame it instead of using tacks. And you know that COS rag you’ve been wearing everyday for the last few years? It could be time to retire it in favor of a new Down To Nothing tee.**
Thankfully, our friend xjjacobyx has the goods to destroy your lady repelling apartment vibe. Grab a few of these prints, get some frames with proper matting and invite the ladies over. And without moving, you’ve graduated from crumby basement to bachelor pad. You’re welcome.
PS. If you don’t like Floorpunch, you are not straight edge.
** Don’t get any ideas, Melissa. I’m never retiring that Insted tee.
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