Earth Crisis – Time Machine Seller

Sadly, the seller doesn’t have an ACTUAL time machine, let alone an Earth Crisis time machine (think how psyched Mike Raio would be if there was such a thing … soooo psyched).

Instead, you can do some one stop shopping. Combine items and save on shipping. Please note: The burning in your retinas will subside a few minutes AFTER viewing the third auction.

First up is the crucial 2001 reunion (?? I think) tee. Commemorating 10 years of vegan straight edge. I can dig it.

Next is the super crucial XXX headband. This will help keep those runaway dreads out of your eyes while you kickbox.

Lastly, you’ll find the ever important “UFO rave pants…”

Seriously, wtf are “UFO rave pants?” This shit looks like a garbage bag with a drawstring waist to me. Ugh, so nasty.

FYI: all items come from a smoke free home. Good to know.

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