Naysayer For The Gym
I went to the gym this morning. I’m no power lifter but I’m not a slouch either. I was getting into a serious leg workout, when this old man came wheezing out of the cardio area. He had just wrapped up a “strenuous” 20 minute jog. He was going on and on about how wiped […]
Sabertooth Zombie
This is one of those posts where I complain about rain causing my knees to ache, or long days causing my back to spasm. And how I can’t eat apples anymore because of my soft teeth… Yes, this is a post where I proclaim I’m old. Sabertooth Zombies? Holy shit. That’s a fucking band name! […]