It’s Saturday, You Know What That Means!

Oh hell yeah. Saturday morning. You know what this means! A trip to the dump to hang out with Crazy Dump Guy. Can’t wait. And the only outfit appropriate for this trip? Well, protectxyaneck knows what I’m talking about. He apparently knows a good look when he sees one. He doesn’t just have a pair […]

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M I N D S E T

I’m going to speak for everyone at TTD when I say, “WE LOVE MINDSET.” Yeah, not a giant leap of faith to assume the other dudes love Mindset too. Why? Because Mindset is that fucking good. Big fans. FUCK How did I never know these existed? Shit. Crazy Dump Guy (#cdg) would give two thumbs […]

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Justice Sweatpants

Its more than apparent that Murphy loves sweatpants. He has made his love for them more than clear. That and his love for the dump. I myself do not back sweatpants. Because A) I am not in elementary school B) I have not given up on life and C) I do not go to the […]

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The Mongoloids Juicy Sweatpants

Are you man enough to wear these sweatpants? I am not. I’m not going to lie. I am not. And you should know, I’m a big fan of sweatpants. I probably wear sweatpants from 8am to 3pm on Saturday. Between dump runs, dog walking and the gym, I may even trade between a few pairs […]

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Straight Edge Uniform

Every couple of years, the scene goes through a real uniform change. In the early 80s, it was jeans and a tee (not a uniform as much as what EVERY kid wore). Then it moved to pegged pants with a varsity jacket. The early 90s blew those pants WAY out, and added jumbo tees. Throw […]

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Slayer – ’91 Sweatpants

In 1991, I was 12 years old. I would have described these sweatpants as “the most amazing thing ever.” In 2009, I am currently 30 years old. After all these years, my mind has matured, and my vocabulary has expanded. Today, I will describe these as “the fucking most awesome thing ever.” The more things […]

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