Actually, this is the opposite of a terrible towel. First, Trapped Under Ice is awesome, unlike the Pittsburgh Steelers and their lowlife QB. How are those games off treating him? You don’t see Trapped Under Ice warming the bench. Fuck no. Secondly, this towel isn’t for swinging over your head while watching the Steelers lose another game. And don’t come at me with their current 3-1 record. Their 2010 schedule is against the weakest of the NFL. This TUI towel would be good for swinging over head while moshing hard and stage diving. Good move, you know. Also, you could probably dry your hair with it. Just saying. Whatever you do with it, bgmcgee would appreciate your bid. No doubt.
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