{"id":1034,"date":"2009-09-02T13:54:19","date_gmt":"2009-09-02T17:54:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=1034"},"modified":"2009-09-02T13:54:19","modified_gmt":"2009-09-02T17:54:19","slug":"earth-crisis-long-sleeves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/earth-crisis-long-sleeves\/","title":{"rendered":"Earth Crisis – Long Sleeves"},"content":{"rendered":"

Fall is coming. That must mean it’s time to stock up on rare Earth Crisis long sleeves.<\/p>\n

Yes, you heard me. Fall means Earth Crisis. Maybe not to me or you, but possibly to ebay.<\/p>\n

First up, we have this weird old Firestorm long sleeve. If I didn’t know Victory Records better, I would assume this was a bootleg. I mean, jesus, what’s up with those fonts? Wild.<\/p>\n

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Next up is the Gomorrah’s Season Ends Japanese tour shirt. I’m pretty sure these bad boys are impossible to get your hands on. Chill look.<\/p>\n

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Now get in the kitchen and make me a vegan apple pie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fall is coming. That must mean it’s time to stock up on rare Earth Crisis long sleeves. Yes, you heard me. Fall means Earth Crisis. Maybe not to me or you, but possibly to ebay. First up, we have this weird old Firestorm long sleeve. If I didn’t know Victory Records better, I would assume […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[75,3,70],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1034"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1036,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034\/revisions\/1036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}