{"id":10634,"date":"2010-07-16T09:58:53","date_gmt":"2010-07-16T13:58:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=10634"},"modified":"2010-07-16T06:59:41","modified_gmt":"2010-07-16T10:59:41","slug":"earth-crisis-mosh-hat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/earth-crisis-mosh-hat\/","title":{"rendered":"Earth Crisis Mosh Hat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This auction has me rolling. The description is just &#8230; wrong. When <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZthisdeadhorseQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">thisdeadhorse<\/a> says, &#8220;This was obtained a long time ago, a rare item that you will never find again!&#8221; what he means to say is &#8220;someone gave me this hat with a poorly sewn on Earth Crisis patch. Your best plan is to win this auction cheaply. Remove the patch, throw away the hat and sew the patch onto something cool.&#8221; That&#8217;d be more accurate. Hell, I can sew better than that.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=320561648690&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img title=\"click to view on ebay\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/16.earthcrisis.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This auction has me rolling. The description is just &#8230; wrong. When thisdeadhorse says, &#8220;This was obtained a long time ago, a rare item that you will never find again!&#8221; what he means to say is &#8220;someone gave me this hat with a poorly sewn on Earth Crisis patch. Your best plan is to win [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[75,1582,70],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10634"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10634"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10635,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10634\/revisions\/10635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}