{"id":10741,"date":"2010-07-19T10:40:49","date_gmt":"2010-07-19T14:40:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=10741"},"modified":"2010-07-18T21:48:56","modified_gmt":"2010-07-19T01:48:56","slug":"sabertooth-zombie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/sabertooth-zombie\/","title":{"rendered":"Sabertooth Zombie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is one of those posts where I complain about rain causing my knees to ache, or long days causing my back to spasm. And how I can&#8217;t eat apples anymore because of my soft teeth&#8230; Yes, this is a post where I proclaim I&#8217;m old. Sabertooth Zombies? Holy shit. That&#8217;s a fucking band name! Sound And Fury later this week, so stoked. Maybe I can ask <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZiron69eagleQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">iron69eagle<\/a> about this tee. I&#8217;m guessing he&#8217;s not as old and curmudgeony as me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=110561269587&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img title=\"click to view on ebay\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/18.sabertoothzomb.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is one of those posts where I complain about rain causing my knees to ache, or long days causing my back to spasm. And how I can&#8217;t eat apples anymore because of my soft teeth&#8230; Yes, this is a post where I proclaim I&#8217;m old. Sabertooth Zombies? Holy shit. That&#8217;s a fucking band name! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1595,1594],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10741"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10741"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10742,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10741\/revisions\/10742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}