{"id":11613,"date":"2010-08-04T22:06:21","date_gmt":"2010-08-05T02:06:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=11613"},"modified":"2010-08-03T22:13:04","modified_gmt":"2010-08-04T02:13:04","slug":"wipe-that-grin-off-your-face-mr-show-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wipe-that-grin-off-your-face-mr-show-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Wipe That Grin Off Your Face, Mr Show Off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All right, <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZblastbeatxQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">blastbeatx<\/a>, quit showing off. <em>If I didn&#8217;t already have a bunch of other ST shirts, I&#8217;d keep this.<\/em> That&#8217;s just cruel. Share the wealth, pal. However, I&#8217;ll give you some slack for this great line, <em>But I&#8217;m moving and my girlfriend&#8217;s ravenous appetite for butterfinger blizzards and bananas is eating away at my wallet<\/em>. That&#8217;s just a good one. Good for a chuckle.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=130417261799&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img title=\"click to view on ebay\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/04.supertouch.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All right, blastbeatx, quit showing off. If I didn&#8217;t already have a bunch of other ST shirts, I&#8217;d keep this. That&#8217;s just cruel. Share the wealth, pal. However, I&#8217;ll give you some slack for this great line, But I&#8217;m moving and my girlfriend&#8217;s ravenous appetite for butterfinger blizzards and bananas is eating away at my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1759,11,26],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11613"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11613"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11614,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11613\/revisions\/11614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}