{"id":11767,"date":"2010-08-07T12:50:17","date_gmt":"2010-08-07T16:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=11767"},"modified":"2010-08-07T12:00:11","modified_gmt":"2010-08-07T16:00:11","slug":"kicked-out-of-eden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/kicked-out-of-eden\/","title":{"rendered":"Kicked Out Of Eden"},"content":{"rendered":"

Do you remember that first time you learned your dad was human? That he was just a guy? I remember thinking my dad was unstoppable, capable of anything. You still can’t hold him down, but I learned he was human.<\/p>\n

jake4sox<\/a> has just opened my eyes in the same way towards one of my favorite bands, Madball. All along, I thought Madball was untouchable. Everything they touched was gold. Every album has its own strengths with very few weaknesses (fuck, Set It Off<\/a> — your moshing). But this shirt is terrible. Honestly, terrible. I almost didn’t post it up. I didn’t want to be faulted for opening your eyes either. But I think it had to be done.<\/p>\n

I feel like I just ate the fruit of knowledge, which was riddled with worms and brown spots and was unjustly kicked out of Eden. Rough day.<\/p>\n

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To make up for that one, how about this cute little onesie? Not the most crucial item for dudes, but picture a baby wearing this. Hardest baby ever. Any of you new dads out there may want to consider scooping this one up. Good look.<\/p>\n

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Do you remember that first time you learned your dad was human? That he was just a guy? I remember thinking my dad was unstoppable, capable of anything. You still can’t hold him down, but I learned he was human. jake4sox has just opened my eyes in the same way towards one of my favorite […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1775,1037,14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11767"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11767"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11768,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11767\/revisions\/11768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}