{"id":1254,"date":"2009-09-11T13:18:25","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T17:18:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=1254"},"modified":"2009-09-11T11:20:41","modified_gmt":"2009-09-11T15:20:41","slug":"fuck-on-the-beach-fan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/fuck-on-the-beach-fan\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck On The Beach &#8211; Fan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeap, a fan. You wave it in front of your face to cool off.  Not a tshirt, not a sweatshirt. A fan.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;ll they think of next?<\/p>\n<p>Fastcore On The Beach, man!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574646525&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336281937&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=120466291728&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.09\/2009.09.11.fotb1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Actually, this would have come in real handy at This Is Hardcore Fest &#8217;09. Holy shit was that room sweltering.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeap, a fan. You wave it in front of your face to cool off. Not a tshirt, not a sweatshirt. A fan. What&#8217;ll they think of next? Fastcore On The Beach, man! Actually, this would have come in real handy at This Is Hardcore Fest &#8217;09. Holy shit was that room sweltering.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[329,328],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1254"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1282,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254\/revisions\/1282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}