{"id":1323,"date":"2009-09-14T13:57:06","date_gmt":"2009-09-14T17:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=1323"},"modified":"2009-09-14T13:07:39","modified_gmt":"2009-09-14T17:07:39","slug":"wtf-straight-edge-tee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wtf-straight-edge-tee\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF? Straight Edge Tee"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m straight edge.<\/p>\n

Or as Karl Earth Crisis would say<\/p>\n

I AM STRAIGHT … EDGE<\/em><\/p>\n

But I don’t get this shirt. “One Life, One Chance” is an H2O lyric. Now Toby is straight as a motherfuckin arrow despite his mind being warped. But H2O never really struck me as your typical “grab a lyric for use on a straight edge tee” band. Maybe that’s just me. Also, why is the pictured individual wearing an Andrew Thomas Co \/ Devil’s Head 666 tee? That’s like Snapple releasing a drink with an Arizona Iced Tee pictured on it. And to top it off, it’s a Pepsi logo. When Andrew Thomas dropped this tee, they used the tag line “the choice of a new generation” for obvious reasons. There’s no cohesion on this shirt.<\/p>\n

Weird.<\/p>\n

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Also, fuck Pepsi. I’m sure Toby would agree with me on that one.<\/p>\n

Maybe the quote is in reference to this song instead.<\/p>\n

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