{"id":13275,"date":"2010-09-03T08:47:23","date_gmt":"2010-09-03T12:47:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=13275"},"modified":"2010-09-03T08:47:23","modified_gmt":"2010-09-03T12:47:23","slug":"gtfo-with-swatch-guards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/gtfo-with-swatch-guards\/","title":{"rendered":"GTFO With Swatch Guards"},"content":{"rendered":"

xghoulsnightoutx<\/a> has up an original 1987 X-Rated swatch. Worn by the youth crew, coveted by hardcore kids for over 20 years. The seller claims there is some issue with a broken band. The tip is missing. He then attempts to “make up for it” by throwing in a swatch guard. Seriously? GTFO with that shit. You don’t put a bra on a ferrari, do you? Get the fuck out of here with these swatch guards, especially neon<\/a> and original<\/a> guards. Seriously, nothing worse than those original guards. If you thought the Swatch Guard Too was bad, wow, the original, so bad. Whoooofffff.<\/p>\n

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I have no idea what the fuck he’s attempting to show in this picture since the focus is about 5 feet below the watch. Is there a crack in the plastic back? I’d ask lots of questions here.<\/p>\n

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xghoulsnightoutx has up an original 1987 X-Rated swatch. Worn by the youth crew, coveted by hardcore kids for over 20 years. The seller claims there is some issue with a broken band. The tip is missing. He then attempts to “make up for it” by throwing in a swatch guard. Seriously? GTFO with that shit. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[90,1902,568],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13275"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13275"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13277,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13275\/revisions\/13277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}