{"id":13772,"date":"2010-09-13T09:00:20","date_gmt":"2010-09-13T13:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=13772"},"modified":"2010-09-13T01:55:43","modified_gmt":"2010-09-13T05:55:43","slug":"id-rather-have-gorilla-biscuits-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/id-rather-have-gorilla-biscuits-pizza\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;d Rather Have Gorilla Biscuits Pizza."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yo, I make no secret of the fact that I love Title Fight, and I certainly have been known to take down a pizza or two in my time, but this shirt that <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZbcox631QQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">bcox631<\/a> is selling makes me lose my appetite&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=280561479656&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/tfpizza.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Blech. Apparently my taste is way off though, because this jumped from 99 cents to 36 dollars in under 24 hours. So what do I know. I prefer to keep my stage diving and my pizza eating separate. Unlike Jay Bil, who did a beautiful dive while enjoying a slice at National Edge Day 2. It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t think I could pull it off, it&#8217;s that I&#8217;d be worried about some dork getting his face on my slice&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yo, I make no secret of the fact that I love Title Fight, and I certainly have been known to take down a pizza or two in my time, but this shirt that bcox631 is selling makes me lose my appetite&#8230; Blech. Apparently my taste is way off though, because this jumped from 99 cents [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1934,471],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13772"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13772"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13777,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13772\/revisions\/13777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}