{"id":13879,"date":"2010-09-14T16:44:37","date_gmt":"2010-09-14T20:44:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=13879"},"modified":"2010-09-14T16:51:33","modified_gmt":"2010-09-14T20:51:33","slug":"ill-take-ten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/ill-take-ten\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll Take Ten."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know almost no one wears patches anymore, but I could really use a few of these little guys right now&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=260664404259&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/csp.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No, not the actual patch itself, but the actual lil crumb sucking guy on there. We have a friend staying with us for a week starting tomorrow night, and that means a full blown top to bottom apartment cleaning, which unfortunately means vacuuming with a tiny ass broken cordless that doesn&#8217;t hold a charge longer than any one of the songs on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vinylnoize.com\/2010\/09\/14\/life-of-cleans-that-makes-no-sense-and-is-a-horrible-pun\/\">Life of Dreams<\/a>&#8230; couple of these guys, and at least the vacuuming portion would be done by now. But since they don&#8217;t actually exist, expect a slow day or two out of me til every thing is in order.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know almost no one wears patches anymore, but I could really use a few of these little guys right now&#8230; No, not the actual patch itself, but the actual lil crumb sucking guy on there. We have a friend staying with us for a week starting tomorrow night, and that means a full blown [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[749,895],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13879"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13879"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13884,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13879\/revisions\/13884"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}