{"id":14073,"date":"2010-09-19T13:05:18","date_gmt":"2010-09-19T17:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=14073"},"modified":"2010-09-19T12:41:31","modified_gmt":"2010-09-19T16:41:31","slug":"weight-lifting-or-too-much-rice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/weight-lifting-or-too-much-rice\/","title":{"rendered":"Weight Lifting or Too Much Rice?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZsharpieadictQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">sharpieadict<\/a> claims he is selling this tee because it&#8217;s too small, <em>&#8220;too much lifting weights i guess??&#8221;<\/em> We all know the REAL reason though (and no, it&#8217;s not because he misspelled addict). It&#8217;s because he&#8217;s been eating too much rice, like those dudes in japan. It happens. Rice is good. Basmati, jasmine, long grain, brown rice, sticky rice, coconut rice &#8230; I can hang. I&#8217;m not throwing stones here. I love rice. Lets just be honest, though, ok? If I had to guess, I would say this is a Ben P drawing. I like the LOC nod, but would prefer the actual LOC logo. Would be happy with a giant one on the back &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=120622232573&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img title=\"click to view on ebay\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/19.rampage1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Shout outs to Baby P! If you know, you know.<!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sharpieadict claims he is selling this tee because it&#8217;s too small, &#8220;too much lifting weights i guess??&#8221; We all know the REAL reason though (and no, it&#8217;s not because he misspelled addict). It&#8217;s because he&#8217;s been eating too much rice, like those dudes in japan. It happens. Rice is good. Basmati, jasmine, long grain, brown [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[953,1958,647,1957,1956],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14073"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14073"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14074,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14073\/revisions\/14074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}