{"id":14949,"date":"2010-10-06T12:30:59","date_gmt":"2010-10-06T16:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=14949"},"modified":"2010-10-05T00:50:04","modified_gmt":"2010-10-05T04:50:04","slug":"unity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/unity\/","title":{"rendered":"UNITY!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t stress how awesome I find this Rival Mob shirt up for sale from <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZsquidwwcQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">squidwwc<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=190452249747&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/unity190452249747.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It actually is pretty perfect. If you&#8217;re firmly behind the concept of hardcore unity, you&#8217;re supporting it at it&#8217;s most literal interpretation. And if you think the people who scream about it the loudest are full of shit, you&#8217;re still good. This shirt has got you totally covered. Probably the most creative usage of the Human Centipede imagery since these cupcakes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/humancent.jpg\" alt=\"centicake\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh wait, nope. I forgot about theTwinkie-pede.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/humantwinkiepede.jpg\" alt=\"twinkiepede\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t stress how awesome I find this Rival Mob shirt up for sale from squidwwc&#8230; It actually is pretty perfect. If you&#8217;re firmly behind the concept of hardcore unity, you&#8217;re supporting it at it&#8217;s most literal interpretation. And if you think the people who scream about it the loudest are full of shit, you&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1921,2025,1537,44],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14949"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14949"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14991,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14949\/revisions\/14991"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}