{"id":15287,"date":"2010-10-11T15:13:54","date_gmt":"2010-10-11T19:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=15287"},"modified":"2010-10-11T15:13:54","modified_gmt":"2010-10-11T19:13:54","slug":"kreatorvoivod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/kreatorvoivod\/","title":{"rendered":"Kreator\/Voivod."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a couple hours, this sleeveless Kreator\/Voivod shirt being sold by the Noize Corp&#8217;s evil German cousin <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZnoisecrew666QQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">noisecrew666<\/a> will be over, and he will be a great deal richer&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=200527425937&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/kreatortank.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Clearly, this is already too rich for most of our blood, and quite frankly I may be posting it too late to do any good for the few who could and would bid. Fortunately, <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZkaiserstyleQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">kaiserstyle<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZmultidimensionalspectreQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">multidimensionalspectre<\/a> have us covered on the Kreator front&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=180572870724&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/kreator.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=180572870724&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/kreatorb.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=160490978967&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/kreatorptk160490978967.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;but alas, classic Voivod merch is few and far between right now. The best I can do? This Voivod watch. Wait, what?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=170551327023&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/voivodwatch.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not as absurd as the Absurd watch from <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZairbar631QQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">this same seller<\/a> that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.absurdnoize.com\/2010\/10\/06\/national-socialist-neon\/\">I posted over on AbsurdNoize<\/a> last week, but close. <\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a couple hours, this sleeveless Kreator\/Voivod shirt being sold by the Noize Corp&#8217;s evil German cousin noisecrew666 will be over, and he will be a great deal richer&#8230; Clearly, this is already too rich for most of our blood, and quite frankly I may be posting it too late to do any good for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2046,409,370,1626,2047,1442],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15287"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15287"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15307,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15287\/revisions\/15307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}