{"id":16389,"date":"2010-10-31T16:12:50","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T20:12:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=16389"},"modified":"2010-10-31T16:12:50","modified_gmt":"2010-10-31T20:12:50","slug":"in-the-meantime-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/in-the-meantime-2\/","title":{"rendered":"In The Meantime!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh man. You are all sleeping. I&#8217;m guessing everyone is still sleeping off their Halloween ragers because there is no way this Helmet longsleeve from <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZalways_sleepyQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">always_sleepy<\/a> should still be at $5 with less than 5 hours to go. Courtesy of all your overdose on &#8220;Sexy _____&#8221; costumes, I will swoop in on this one for cheap. I personally want to thank &#8220;Sexy Waste Management Engineer,&#8221; &#8220;Sexy Foot Long Hot Dog With Relish&#8221; and &#8220;Sexy Morgado Dressed as a Banker.&#8221; All winning costumes that have made you all fall off hard. Much love.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=190461223740&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img title=\"click to view on ebay\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/31.helmetmean1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=190461223740&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img title=\"click to view on ebay\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/31.helmetmean2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Can you tell I&#8217;m bored waiting for the 4pm games to begin?<br \/>\n<!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh man. You are all sleeping. I&#8217;m guessing everyone is still sleeping off their Halloween ragers because there is no way this Helmet longsleeve from always_sleepy should still be at $5 with less than 5 hours to go. Courtesy of all your overdose on &#8220;Sexy _____&#8221; costumes, I will swoop in on this one for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[240,585,409],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16389"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16389"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16390,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16389\/revisions\/16390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}