{"id":1693,"date":"2009-10-05T23:54:31","date_gmt":"2009-10-06T03:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=1693"},"modified":"2009-10-05T20:30:15","modified_gmt":"2009-10-06T00:30:15","slug":"wtf-ghost-inside-strippers-love-this-tee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wtf-ghost-inside-strippers-love-this-tee\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF? Ghost Inside – Strippers Love This Tee"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ghost Inside. Never heard of them. Who cares?<\/p>\n

Let’s just focus on this shirt and auction.<\/p>\n

It’s what I like to call a hot mess. It seriously makes no fucking sense. First, the rainbow foil font?! Fuck, mind blown right off. Then the phrase, “time to get the fuck up.” No sense here. Is this a new age alarm clock? That foil is awfully bright, it could probably shake you right out of bed.<\/p>\n

Now, the auction itself is full of gem one liners.<\/p>\n

i will not sell for less than $20, my friend is offering that much right now for it, so i’m setting the reserve at that price.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

$20. Crazy. Who sets a reserve for $20? Just sell it to your friend.<\/p>\n

Here’s where it gets interesting.<\/p>\n

it will make you the life of the party almost guaranteed. i’ve taken strippers home because of this shirt. that being said, it’s definitely not brand new, but i only wore it to special occasions. <\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Life of the party. Of course. AND he’s taken strippers home because he’s worn this shirt. And he makes sure to point out that it has definitely been worn. So you know what that means. Some skank has … well, this is a family site so I’ll stop there.<\/p>\n

As for the special occasions he has worn this to? I’m sure any trip to the strip club counts as a “special occasion” and you know he has GOT THE FUCK UP often.<\/p>\n

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Ugh<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ghost Inside. Never heard of them. Who cares? Let’s just focus on this shirt and auction. It’s what I like to call a hot mess. It seriously makes no fucking sense. First, the rainbow foil font?! Fuck, mind blown right off. Then the phrase, “time to get the fuck up.” No sense here. Is this […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[391,35],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1693"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1695,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693\/revisions\/1695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}