{"id":17546,"date":"2010-11-16T17:30:30","date_gmt":"2010-11-16T22:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=17546"},"modified":"2010-11-16T14:33:35","modified_gmt":"2010-11-16T19:33:35","slug":"the-blue-the-burn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/the-blue-the-burn\/","title":{"rendered":"The Blue &amp; The Burn."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One last real quick post from me today, as I&#8217;m taking the evening to subject myself to a viewing of Avatar. Not because I want to see it, but because my friend is bribing me with pizza. Pizza I love, a 3D CGI Fern Gully remake&#8230; not planning on loving it. And thus, I am posting this blue lettered Burn shirt from <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZgrimmusthefatcatQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">grimmusthefatcat<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=280590445031&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/blueburn280590445031.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not really all that special, but here&#8217;s my logic. Blue because of Avatar, and Burn because as soon as I finish my pizza, I&#8217;m burning him on the deal and leaving before the movie ends. And I can eat real fast, so if he&#8217;s not careful I won&#8217;t even get to through the credits&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Now let this be the first and last time we mention Burn and Avatar together ever again.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One last real quick post from me today, as I&#8217;m taking the evening to subject myself to a viewing of Avatar. Not because I want to see it, but because my friend is bribing me with pizza. Pizza I love, a 3D CGI Fern Gully remake&#8230; not planning on loving it. And thus, I am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2233,109],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17546"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17546"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17550,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17546\/revisions\/17550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}