{"id":17913,"date":"2010-11-25T08:41:42","date_gmt":"2010-11-25T13:41:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=17913"},"modified":"2010-11-23T20:44:51","modified_gmt":"2010-11-24T01:44:51","slug":"turtle-smoking-bong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/turtle-smoking-bong\/","title":{"rendered":"Turtle Smoking Bong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thank god. It&#8217;s been far too long since we&#8217;ve featured some wonderful Mongoloids merch. We are back with a bang! This is a one of ten snapback hat. That&#8217;s right 1 of 10. You will own 10% of all the hats when you win this one. Not only that, but it features a turtle smoking a bong. Granted, he&#8217;s probably legal and just smoking tobacco. Honestly, has it ever occurred to anyone how weird the Mongos merch is? Especially for a crew of straight edge dudes. Without a doubt, we love it. Peep the auction from <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZabricdefgQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">abricdefg<\/a>, and check his other auctions too. Good stuff.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=180591220540&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img title=\"click to view on ebay\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/25.mongoloids1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank god. It&#8217;s been far too long since we&#8217;ve featured some wonderful Mongoloids merch. We are back with a bang! This is a one of ten snapback hat. That&#8217;s right 1 of 10. You will own 10% of all the hats when you win this one. Not only that, but it features a turtle smoking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[85,3,84,215],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17913"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17913"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17914,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17913\/revisions\/17914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}