{"id":17983,"date":"2010-11-26T12:16:26","date_gmt":"2010-11-26T17:16:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=17983"},"modified":"2010-11-24T16:35:12","modified_gmt":"2010-11-24T21:35:12","slug":"black-friday-go-to-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/black-friday-go-to-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Black Friday: Go To Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Black Friday is a great day to stay home, or go to the beach. If someone asks me if I want to go to the mall, I&#8217;ll tell them, GO TO HELL. Seriously. No way I&#8217;m even driving by a mall or shopping center on Black Friday. And in my post vegan Thanksgiving stupor, this Mean Season tshirt makes me want to eat a creamsicle. Gotta go. Check out <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZxchipxsemQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">Chip&#8217;s<\/a> other auctions too! Lots of gems.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=110615687709&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img title=\"click to view on ebay\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/25.meanseason1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Black Friday is a great day to stay home, or go to the beach. If someone asks me if I want to go to the mall, I&#8217;ll tell them, GO TO HELL. Seriously. No way I&#8217;m even driving by a mall or shopping center on Black Friday. And in my post vegan Thanksgiving stupor, this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2263,86,806],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17983"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17983"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17983\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17994,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17983\/revisions\/17994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}