{"id":1857,"date":"2009-10-12T19:36:31","date_gmt":"2009-10-12T23:36:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=1857"},"modified":"2009-10-12T19:36:31","modified_gmt":"2009-10-12T23:36:31","slug":"earth-crisis-time-machine-seller","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/earth-crisis-time-machine-seller\/","title":{"rendered":"Earth Crisis – Time Machine Seller"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sadly, the seller doesn’t have an ACTUAL time machine, let alone an Earth Crisis time machine (think how psyched Mike Raio would be if there was such a thing … soooo psyched).<\/p>\n

Instead, you can do some one stop shopping. Combine items and save on shipping. Please note: The burning in your retinas will subside a few minutes AFTER viewing the third auction.<\/p>\n

First up is the crucial 2001 reunion (?? I think) tee. Commemorating 10 years of vegan straight edge. I can dig it.<\/p>\n

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Next is the super crucial XXX headband. This will help keep those runaway dreads out of your eyes while you kickbox.<\/p>\n

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Lastly, you’ll find the ever important “UFO rave pants…”<\/p>\n

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Seriously, wtf are “UFO rave pants?” This shit looks like a garbage bag with a drawstring waist to me. Ugh, so nasty.<\/p>\n

FYI: all items come from a smoke free home. Good to know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sadly, the seller doesn’t have an ACTUAL time machine, let alone an Earth Crisis time machine (think how psyched Mike Raio would be if there was such a thing … soooo psyched). Instead, you can do some one stop shopping. Combine items and save on shipping. Please note: The burning in your retinas will subside […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[75,3,70],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1857"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1859,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1857\/revisions\/1859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}