{"id":18684,"date":"2010-12-06T12:00:27","date_gmt":"2010-12-06T17:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=18684"},"modified":"2010-12-06T10:37:51","modified_gmt":"2010-12-06T15:37:51","slug":"sick-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/sick-people\/","title":{"rendered":"Sick People"},"content":{"rendered":"

Winter is upon us. Everyone is sick. It’s nasty around here. Lots of coughing and hacking. I suggest those people stay home (I’m not sick. Vegans don’t get sick. True story). While at home, these people can still look smart. No doubt about that. Courtesy of sickpeople90<\/a> and jamooth<\/a>, you can look smart whether you feel like shit, or are going to the dump, of course. And if you can’t hang with the heavy mosh, you should at least sport some Champion (not band) sweatpants<\/a>. I’m still bitter that someone outbid me on the Champion (band) sweatpants. Still need some of those. Hook me up!<\/p>\n

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Winter is upon us. Everyone is sick. It’s nasty around here. Lots of coughing and hacking. I suggest those people stay home (I’m not sick. Vegans don’t get sick. True story). While at home, these people can still look smart. No doubt about that. Courtesy of sickpeople90 and jamooth, you can look smart whether you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[437,1319,492],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18684"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18684"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18704,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18684\/revisions\/18704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}