{"id":2035,"date":"2009-10-21T10:49:18","date_gmt":"2009-10-21T14:49:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=2035"},"modified":"2009-10-21T08:58:09","modified_gmt":"2009-10-21T12:58:09","slug":"danzig-satans-child-tee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/danzig-satans-child-tee\/","title":{"rendered":"Danzig – Satan’s Child Tee"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve seen my share of Danzig merch over the years, and the one thing that has always struck me is how plain the shirts are. Normally, they feature a one color, scary looking motif. You know, a danzig skull or something fading to black. You know, typical scary Danzig shit.<\/p>\n

Not this tee. Hell no. This tee features THREE colors and some of the wackiest imagery I’ve ever come across.<\/p>\n

First, the Satan’s Child font could be a Saturday Morning Cartoon font. It looks like it is straight from the Lucky Charms box. Not for me.<\/p>\n

Next, does homeboy have skulls on his knuckles? Ouch. Don’t hit me with those tiny heads please.<\/p>\n

And the cartoonified Danzig logo belt buckle? Wow.<\/p>\n

Is that a red “666” or does it say “6:66” or does it say “BIOB” (which likely stands for Bring It On, Bitch … Danzig was predicting the Cheerleading movie craze that was about to sweep the nation. Of course, he took a harder stance than Kirsten Dunst ever could).<\/p>\n

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Mosh, Mosh, Mosh, Mosh, Mosh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve seen my share of Danzig merch over the years, and the one thing that has always struck me is how plain the shirts are. Normally, they feature a one color, scary looking motif. You know, a danzig skull or something fading to black. You know, typical scary Danzig shit. Not this tee. Hell no. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[465,463,278,464],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2035"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2035"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2036,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2035\/revisions\/2036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}