{"id":20401,"date":"2011-01-03T18:31:45","date_gmt":"2011-01-03T23:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=20401"},"modified":"2011-01-02T22:33:26","modified_gmt":"2011-01-03T03:33:26","slug":"my-grandma-would-probably-think-these-are-metal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/my-grandma-would-probably-think-these-are-metal\/","title":{"rendered":"My Grandma Would Probably Think These Are Metal."},"content":{"rendered":"

We already bent the parameters of this Metal Monday earlier with backside_kickflip’s<\/a> Pushead drawn Tesla shirt, so I figure as we wind things down, might as well break the whole damn parameter off and throw up these two from selling_u_stuff<\/a>… <\/p>\n

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Yeah. Not really metal at all, but I bet you there’s plenty of older folks out there who think they are…<\/p>\n

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We already bent the parameters of this Metal Monday earlier with backside_kickflip’s Pushead drawn Tesla shirt, so I figure as we wind things down, might as well break the whole damn parameter off and throw up these two from selling_u_stuff… Yeah. Not really metal at all, but I bet you there’s plenty of older folks […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2458,2155],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20401"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20401"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20409,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20401\/revisions\/20409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}