{"id":20911,"date":"2011-01-09T15:22:32","date_gmt":"2011-01-09T20:22:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=20911"},"modified":"2011-01-09T14:56:25","modified_gmt":"2011-01-09T19:56:25","slug":"wtf-you-wont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wtf-you-wont\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF? You Won&#8217;t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As you walk down the street, people in front of you see the GIANT, silver foil word, &#8220;COCK.&#8221; And people behind you see the GIANT, silver foil word &#8220;punch.&#8221; I&#8217;m guessing people would spit on your front, and trip or punch you from behind. And the silver foil bird on the hood &#8230; No clue. Birds would likely shit on you while flying overhead. If any of this sounds like fun to you, feel free to snag this zip up from <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZx1056xQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">x1056x<\/a>. I&#8217;m guessing it&#8217;ll go for fairly cheap. He claims it was unworn because he bought his friend the wrong size. We know it&#8217;s because his friend is likely allergic to bird shit and punches. Just saying.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=130472614408&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img title=\"click to view on ebay\" src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/09.youwont.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336547836&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you walk down the street, people in front of you see the GIANT, silver foil word, &#8220;COCK.&#8221; And people behind you see the GIANT, silver foil word &#8220;punch.&#8221; I&#8217;m guessing people would spit on your front, and trip or punch you from behind. And the silver foil bird on the hood &#8230; No clue. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2484,2483,697],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20911"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20911"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20913,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20911\/revisions\/20913"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}