{"id":21471,"date":"2011-01-19T20:00:46","date_gmt":"2011-01-20T01:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=21471"},"modified":"2011-01-19T00:05:44","modified_gmt":"2011-01-19T05:05:44","slug":"i-make-bad-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/i-make-bad-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"I Make Bad Jokes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ll not the absence of the &#8220;from the collection of Lars from Rancid&#8221; disclaimer on this one from <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZkingbundyQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">kingbundy<\/a>, but that isn&#8217;t the name that matters for this one. It&#8217;s actually the seller name that matters. Because you can&#8217;t deny that for this particular auction, it would be cooler if his seller name was &#8220;kingkongbundy&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=300514987932&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/cm300514987932.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Get it? Because it&#8217;s a CM Punk shirt? GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ll not the absence of the &#8220;from the collection of Lars from Rancid&#8221; disclaimer on this one from kingbundy, but that isn&#8217;t the name that matters for this one. It&#8217;s actually the seller name that matters. Because you can&#8217;t deny that for this particular auction, it would be cooler if his seller name was &#8220;kingkongbundy&#8221;. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2528,2529],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21471"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21471"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21503,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21471\/revisions\/21503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}