{"id":2173,"date":"2009-10-27T21:49:53","date_gmt":"2009-10-28T01:49:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=2173"},"modified":"2009-10-27T21:49:53","modified_gmt":"2009-10-28T01:49:53","slug":"slayer-91-sweatpants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/slayer-91-sweatpants\/","title":{"rendered":"Slayer &#8211; &#8217;91 Sweatpants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In 1991, I was 12 years old. I would have described these sweatpants as &#8220;the most amazing thing ever.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In 2009, I am currently 30 years old. After all these years, my mind has matured, and my vocabulary has expanded. Today, I will describe these as &#8220;the fucking most awesome thing ever.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The more things change, the more they stay the same.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574646525&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336281937&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=120484680538&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.10\/2009.10.27.slayer2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574646525&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336281937&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=120484680538&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.teetilldeath.com\/shirt-images\/2009.10\/2009.10.27.slayer1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Can we get some Stop And Think sweatpants?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 1991, I was 12 years old. I would have described these sweatpants as &#8220;the most amazing thing ever.&#8221; In 2009, I am currently 30 years old. After all these years, my mind has matured, and my vocabulary has expanded. Today, I will describe these as &#8220;the fucking most awesome thing ever.&#8221; The more things [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[101,334,492],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2173"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2173"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2175,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2173\/revisions\/2175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}