{"id":21857,"date":"2011-01-26T19:00:19","date_gmt":"2011-01-27T00:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=21857"},"modified":"2011-01-26T03:45:07","modified_gmt":"2011-01-26T08:45:07","slug":"w-a-s-p-longsleeve-let-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/w-a-s-p-longsleeve-let-down\/","title":{"rendered":"W.A.S.P. Longsleeve Let Down."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got REALLY super excited when I saw this W.A.S.P. longsleeve from <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZgeistenQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">geisten<\/a>, but then I realized two things.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=300519209980&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/wasp300519209980.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thing 1: it&#8217;s red. I can&#8217;t pull off red (yes, that should have been obvious, but like I said, I was excited).<br \/>\nThing 2: the price tag is obscene.<\/p>\n<p>I ask you: why oh why must good W.A.S.P. shirts be so hard to find?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got REALLY super excited when I saw this W.A.S.P. longsleeve from geisten, but then I realized two things. Thing 1: it&#8217;s red. I can&#8217;t pull off red (yes, that should have been obvious, but like I said, I was excited). Thing 2: the price tag is obscene. I ask you: why oh why must [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[409,1872],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21857"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21857"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21907,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21857\/revisions\/21907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}