{"id":2227,"date":"2009-10-30T11:46:35","date_gmt":"2009-10-30T15:46:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=2227"},"modified":"2009-10-30T10:50:43","modified_gmt":"2009-10-30T14:50:43","slug":"wtf-no-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wtf-no-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF? No pants"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey, where are your pants?<\/p>\n

Is this a new sales marketing ploy? Lack of pants? I’ve seen it work the other way with “DIY tanks” but never the no pants route.<\/p>\n

You be the judge.<\/p>\n

Suicide File – No Pants<\/p>\n

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Forward To Death – No Pants<\/p>\n

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Modern Life Is War – No Pants<\/p>\n

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Actually, that last one could be a skirt. It’s definitely a long skinny (which is the opposite of the mid 90s fave short wide).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hey, where are your pants? Is this a new sales marketing ploy? Lack of pants? I’ve seen it work the other way with “DIY tanks” but never the no pants route. You be the judge. Suicide File – No Pants Forward To Death – No Pants Modern Life Is War – No Pants Actually, that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[503,504,3,69,35],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2227"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2231,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2227\/revisions\/2231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}