{"id":22526,"date":"2011-02-07T07:00:02","date_gmt":"2011-02-07T12:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=22526"},"modified":"2011-02-06T20:20:30","modified_gmt":"2011-02-07T01:20:30","slug":"post-super-bowl-metal-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/post-super-bowl-metal-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"Post-Super Bowl Metal Monday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good morning, and a happy Metal Monday to you. I hope you enjoyed the Super Bowl as much as I did, and by that I mean I enjoyed the ton of food I ate during it (or will eat, I should say, as I&#8217;m writing this at 4:30 on Sunday afternoon, and am still 2 hours away from sitting down to the massive amount of wings my friend Matt ordered for us from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dinosaurbarbque.com\/\">Dinosaur BBQ<\/a>. A vegan I am not). Who am I rooting for? I don&#8217;t care, I just want to eat wings. But if Metal Monday was a person, I bet it&#8217;d be rooting for the <strong>Steel<\/strong>ers*. And it would probably be wearing this Metallica back patched denim jacket from <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZjakeooleyQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">jakeooley<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=140509365005&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/metden140509365005.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>*- if you wanna get technical, in reality, if Metal Monday were a person, it&#8217;d be in the back of the 7-11 parking lot smoking and not caring about the game in the slightest.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration: none; border: 0; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good morning, and a happy Metal Monday to you. I hope you enjoyed the Super Bowl as much as I did, and by that I mean I enjoyed the ton of food I ate during it (or will eat, I should say, as I&#8217;m writing this at 4:30 on Sunday afternoon, and am still 2 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2555,2554,1968,608],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22526"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22526"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22565,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22526\/revisions\/22565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}