{"id":24280,"date":"2011-03-06T10:30:29","date_gmt":"2011-03-06T15:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=24280"},"modified":"2011-03-06T01:27:45","modified_gmt":"2011-03-06T06:27:45","slug":"you-wont-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/you-wont-2\/","title":{"rendered":"You Won&#8217;t."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You won&#8217;t buy this Look My Way era Madball tee (yes, it&#8217;s the one I talked about remembering from the <a href=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/2011\/01\/04\/dollar-off-with-a-moustache\/\">Dollar Off With A Moustache show<\/a>) from our pal <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZrandomhero123QQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">randomhero123<\/a> and tie dye it. You won&#8217;t. No way, no how. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=220747581768&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/mb220747581768.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=220747581768&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/mb220747581768b.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You wouldn&#8217;t even DARE.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You won&#8217;t buy this Look My Way era Madball tee (yes, it&#8217;s the one I talked about remembering from the Dollar Off With A Moustache show) from our pal randomhero123 and tie dye it. You won&#8217;t. No way, no how. You wouldn&#8217;t even DARE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[14,2712,360],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24280"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24280"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24286,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24280\/revisions\/24286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}