{"id":24335,"date":"2011-03-07T08:00:27","date_gmt":"2011-03-07T13:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=24335"},"modified":"2011-03-06T23:17:58","modified_gmt":"2011-03-07T04:17:58","slug":"metal-monday-bumout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/metal-monday-bumout\/","title":{"rendered":"Metal Monday Bumout."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Metal Monday again, and sadly, I have to start it on a down note. Because this past weekend, Manowar played in Worcester. Which, it turns out, I could have gone to. My old friend and ex-roommate Dayton had open guest list spots for. FML. I absolutely would have burned rubber up to Worcester for that. To make myself feel better, here&#8217;s a Manowar shirt from <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZtheodorearthur1QQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">theodorearthur1<\/a> depicting exactly what that would have looked like:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=330538986959&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/mm330538986959.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Metal Monday again, and sadly, I have to start it on a down note. Because this past weekend, Manowar played in Worcester. Which, it turns out, I could have gone to. My old friend and ex-roommate Dayton had open guest list spots for. FML. I absolutely would have burned rubber up to Worcester for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1959,1968],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24335"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24335"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24354,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24335\/revisions\/24354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}