{"id":24368,"date":"2011-03-07T18:00:51","date_gmt":"2011-03-07T23:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=24368"},"modified":"2011-03-07T00:03:07","modified_gmt":"2011-03-07T05:03:07","slug":"trapped-by-the-steel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/trapped-by-the-steel\/","title":{"rendered":"Trapped By The Steel."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This one from <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZjtdxdk28QQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">jtdxdk28<\/a> is technically even more of a cheat than the Merauder tee or Biohazard jersey, but I have 2 reasons that this Cruel Hand longsleeve makes the Metal Monday cut. The first is that they have been known to open with Obituary&#8217;s &#8220;Redneck Stomp&#8221;, and the second is as plain as the nose on your face:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=270714013151&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/ch270714013151.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one from jtdxdk28 is technically even more of a cheat than the Merauder tee or Biohazard jersey, but I have 2 reasons that this Cruel Hand longsleeve makes the Metal Monday cut. The first is that they have been known to open with Obituary&#8217;s &#8220;Redneck Stomp&#8221;, and the second is as plain as the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[355,409,1968,2715],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24368"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24368"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24372,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24368\/revisions\/24372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}