{"id":248,"date":"2009-06-30T17:30:18","date_gmt":"2009-06-30T21:30:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=248"},"modified":"2009-06-30T16:07:46","modified_gmt":"2009-06-30T20:07:46","slug":"show-off-your-guns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/show-off-your-guns\/","title":{"rendered":"Show Off Your Guns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wanted to give someone a ticket to the gun show?  This auction is for you.  At the next hardcore gig you attend, you can be sure the girls will come flocking.  It&#8217;s also important to point out that these shirts are size Large.  That means if you don&#8217;t have borboli guns, best you go back to the gym.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574646525&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336281937&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=320391159345&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/shirt-images\/2009.06.30.sl1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574646525&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336281937&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=320391159345&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/shirt-images\/2009.06.30.sl2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Honestly, I&#8217;m not even certain who all of these bands are.  I will assume they are all hardcore bands.  Does it matter?  You are getting EIGHT sleeveless shirts in one go. That&#8217;s enough for every day of the week.  And if you are Beatles fan over clocking your macking, that&#8217;s eight days a week worth of mack.  The Don&#8217;t Trip shirt appears to be Michiel Walrave handiwork, but I can&#8217;t be certain.  Sweet, sweet stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wanted to give someone a ticket to the gun show? This auction is for you. At the next hardcore gig you attend, you can be sure the girls will come flocking. It&#8217;s also important to point out that these shirts are size Large. That means if you don&#8217;t have borboli guns, best you go [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[78,3],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=248"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":249,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions\/249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}