{"id":25401,"date":"2011-03-22T16:00:36","date_gmt":"2011-03-22T20:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=25401"},"modified":"2011-03-22T14:28:30","modified_gmt":"2011-03-22T18:28:30","slug":"invasion-used-to-be-this-band","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/invasion-used-to-be-this-band\/","title":{"rendered":"Invasion Used To Be This Band."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But now they&#8217;re playing Righteous Jams. Yeah, you all know the deal with the RJ&#8217;s tee being sold by <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZvinnieslittlenecksQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">vinnieslittlenecks<\/a> by now, and judging from his name I&#8217;m guessing Vinnie runs a seafood joint. I bet it serves some righteous clams.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=270723734556&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/rj270723734556.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Worst. Person. Ever.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But now they&#8217;re playing Righteous Jams. Yeah, you all know the deal with the RJ&#8217;s tee being sold by vinnieslittlenecks by now, and judging from his name I&#8217;m guessing Vinnie runs a seafood joint. I bet it serves some righteous clams. Worst. Person. Ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[29,79],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25401"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25401"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25466,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25401\/revisions\/25466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}