{"id":25431,"date":"2011-03-22T19:00:04","date_gmt":"2011-03-22T23:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=25431"},"modified":"2011-03-22T15:45:19","modified_gmt":"2011-03-22T19:45:19","slug":"s-o-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/s-o-3\/","title":{"rendered":"S.O.3."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since I&#8217;m apparently the official Noize Corp sketchy man, I might as well be the one who posts up the 3 S.O.D. tees for sale from <a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?ff3=4&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;mpre=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2F_W0QQsassZmrshoeboxQQhtZ-1\" target=\"_child\">mrshoebox<\/a>. Alas, there are none with SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE on the back, so on the grand scale of sketchiness, these really don&#8217;t rank that high&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=140526070299&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/sod140526070299.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=140526070227&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/sod140526070227.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/rover\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?icep_ff3=2&amp;pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;customid=&amp;icep_item=140526070261&amp;ipn=psmain&amp;icep_vectorid=229466&amp;kwid=902099&amp;mtid=824&amp;kw=lg\" target=\"_child\"><img src=\"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/sod140526070261.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img style=\"text-decoration:none;border:0;padding:0;margin:0\" src=\"http:\/\/rover.ebay.com\/roverimp\/1\/711-53200-19255-0\/1?pub=5574737960&amp;toolid=10001&amp;campid=5336681700&amp;mpt=[CACHEBUSTER]\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I&#8217;m apparently the official Noize Corp sketchy man, I might as well be the one who posts up the 3 S.O.D. tees for sale from mrshoebox. Alas, there are none with SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE on the back, so on the grand scale of sketchiness, these really don&#8217;t rank that high&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2790,62,2789,1066],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25431"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25431"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25472,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25431\/revisions\/25472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}