{"id":25731,"date":"2011-03-27T15:35:35","date_gmt":"2011-03-27T19:35:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/?p=25731"},"modified":"2011-03-27T11:27:30","modified_gmt":"2011-03-27T15:27:30","slug":"javjavjav-wasnt-lying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/javjavjav-wasnt-lying\/","title":{"rendered":"JavJavJav Wasn’t Lying"},"content":{"rendered":"

A while back unholybloodlust<\/a> commented that he was worried about us. He had some “used ladies shoes” to sell and was worried we would poke fun. He must know us pretty well because I can’t pass up pointing out these ridiculous Paul Frank<\/a> purses he is selling. He’ll probably try to claim they are his significant others or that he was stocking them for an eventual flip. We shall see.<\/p>\n

Is that an oscar mayer weiner? huh??
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And Nico.
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Luckily Jav saves face with a few token hardcore items. Can’t really go wrong with Unbroken<\/a> or Have Heart<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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A while back unholybloodlust commented that he was worried about us. He had some “used ladies shoes” to sell and was worried we would poke fun. He must know us pretty well because I can’t pass up pointing out these ridiculous Paul Frank purses he is selling. He’ll probably try to claim they are his […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[387,620,339],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25731"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25731"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25733,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25731\/revisions\/25733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defunkd.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}